Got Conspiracy Tee: Meet Ephrem the Rabbit
Ephrem the Rabbit lives off the grid. He has no smart meter, no social credit score, and nobody knows his address. He grows his own carrots, keeps his goggles on, and waits for the day the New World Order makes its move so he can lead the rebellion.
Until then, he runs a livestream called Down the Rabbit Hole. Each episode, Ephrem picks up the stories nobody else will touch and follows them all the way down. He takes what sounds impossible and makes it sound possible. You don't have to believe everything he says, but after one episode you'll start asking questions.
The design shows Ephrem in techy retro goggles and a denim jacket, drawn in a vibrant, retro-inspired style that feels like street art mixed with a comic panel. Wear it while lounging or layering, or wear it to casual meetups, watch parties, and anywhere else people ask, "Wait, is that true?"
Built to stay off the grid and hold up:
- 100% mid-weight cotton (solid colors): smooth, strong knit that keeps prints vivid
- Tubular knit, no side seams: clean drape, less fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape: keeps its shape and won't stretch out
- Dual printing: DTG for the main artwork and DTF for the sleeves and labels, so the linework stays crisp
- Classic relaxed fit: tear-away label, no itch
- Oeko-Tex certified, ethically grown cotton: EU 2-year warranty
Care: Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F). Tumble dry low. Use non-chlorine bleach only as needed. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.
The rabbit hole goes deeper than you think. Ephrem's already down there. Are you a citizen yet?
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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